| Just Shut Up Dishonor Roll 2005 | ||||
| Date | Winner | Last Spotted | Offense | Runner(s)-up |
| Oct. 11 | MLB Playoff Teams | Airborne | Travel, start times | MLB suits |
| Oct. 4 | Yankees | Bronx | Denounce Showalter for not playing stars | Rangers manager |
| Sept. 27 | Rafael Palmeiro | Baltimore | Throws Tejada under bus | Barry Bonds |
| Sept. 20 | The Media | The clicker | Air athletes' cusses | Athletes, coaches |
| Sept. 13 | Ravens fans | Baltimore | Booing hurt Boller | -- |
| Sept. 6 | Mark Buehrle | Chicago | Rangers electronic cheats | David Wells |
| Aug. 30 | L'Equipe | Paris | Lance rants | Kent/Bradley, Huggins terminators |
| Aug. 23 | Randy Moss | Oakland | Weed wack | Tiger Woods |
| Aug. 16 | Rafael Palmeiro | Baltimore | Playing | N/A |
| Aug. 9 | NCAA | Indianapolis | Bans 18 schools' Native American mascots for tournaments | Kevin Millar, Larry Krueger, Gary Sheffield |
| Aug. 2 | Rafael Palmeiro | Baltimore | Pants ablaze | Manny Ramirez |
| July 26 | Terrell Owens stories | Holdout updates gone wild | Everywhere | Larry Brown yarns |
| July 19 | Skip Bayless | Page 2 | No Fame for Raffy (before proven steroid revelations) | Terrell Owens, Gary Shefield |
| July 12 | Terrell Owens | Philly | Earns first yearly ESPY honor | -- |
| July 5 | -- | -- | -- | -- |
| June 28 | Jeremy Roenick | Penn. golf course | Tells critical fans to kiss his posterior | Bernie Ecclestone, Serena Williams |
| June 21 | Bernie Ecclestone | Ipswich, England | Compared women and appliances | Mike Scioscia, Carl Everett, Jose Guillen |
| June 14 | Phil Jackson | Zen garden | Big interview, no real news | Lou Piniella, Mike Tyson |
| June 7 | Kellen Winslow | Cleveland | Sacks media after son's blunder | Bill Walton, Rasheed Wallace |
| May 31 | NBA Bean Counters | NYC | Notion of ads on uniforms | Opponents of the idea |
| May 24 | Billy Hunter | NYC | Played race card | Congress |
| May 17 | Drew Rosenhaus and Jeffrey Lurie | Philadelphia | Yappin' over T.O. contract | Anakin Skywalker, William Rhoden, Luis Gonzalez |
| May 10 | Dan Le Batard | Miami | Raises Nash MVP and race issue | John Rocker, Jeff Van Gundy |
| May 3 | Curt Schilling | Boston | Says Rays badmouth Sweet Lou | Bud Selig, Doc Rivers |
| April 19 | Terrell Owens | Philadelphia | I want a new deal! | George Steinbrenner, Jermaine O'Neal |
| April 12 | Mike Greenberg | Bristol | Says some athletes are unbooable | Mike Golic |
| March 29 | Barry Bonds | Scottsdale | Used children as sympathy props | Jim Haslett, Chucky Atkins |
| March 22 | Ex-Rockies announcer Wayne Hagin | St. Louis | Accused Todd Helton of Juicin' with creatine | Mark McGwire |
| March 15 | MLB | NYC | Mishandling steroids | U.S. Congress |
| March 8 | Mike Greenberg | Bristol | Lone sheet of integrity | Mike Golic |
| March 1 | Barry Bonds | Scottsdale | Bizarre press conference | Sammy Sosa, John Chaney |
| Feb. 22 | NHL | Nowhere Men | Canceled season. Twits. | Red Sox sore winners, NHL |
| Feb. 15 | Jose Canseco book banners | Can't Handle The Truthville | Uncomfortable truths about steroids | Canseco book supporters |
| Feb. 8 | Freddie Mitchell | Philadelphia | Still talkin'! | Jose Canseco |
| Feb. 1 | Freddie Mitchell | Philadelphia | Rodney Harrison. Who? | Larry Brown, Kyle Turley |
| Jan. 25 | Plaxico Burress | Pittsburgh | Drops ball. Demands more | Lennox Lewis, NHL |
| Jan. 18 | Mike Vanderjagt | Indianapolis | Pats "ripe for picking" | Randy Moss, Randy Johnson |
| Jan. 11 | Ashlee Simpson | Orange Bowl | "Singing" | Randy Moss, Scott Boras |
| Jan. 4 | Shaun Alexander | Seattle | Stabbed in back | Randy Moss, Bobby Petrino |
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